March 2006: landed in Frozenland
April: got the instruction booklet from DMV for obtaining DL
May: got all the required documents including utility bill, telephone bill, bank statements, Marriage certificate, Passport, Insurance documents etc and landed in DMV office
Scene 1:
old lady: provide your documents please
me: meekly handed them
old lady: H4 visa? mmmmmm can't issue learner's permit, next please.
me: gulp
hubby: there are thousands in this country who are on H4 visas and have DL
old lady: no they don't
hubby: do you think I am lying?
old lady: silence
hubby: stomps out of the office and me running to keep up with him
Scene 2:
old lady: how can I help you
hubby: "its us again" while holding paper in her face showing a list of visa holders who are eligible to obtain DL in US
old lady: where is her SSN
me: I dont have a SSN
old lady: looks at me from top to bottom; probably wondering in her mind "should I call the cops and hand over this alien to them?"
looks at hubby, "well I cant issue her a learner's permit without a SSN"
hubby: stomps out of the office and me running to keep up with him
me: If I dont get a license I will go back to India, sniff...
hubby: opens his mouth, says nothing...takes a deep breath and then in his sweetest possible voice tells me, "If you dont get a license I will do my level best to drive you where ever you want okay? You can sit like a queen next to me."
me: pondering over that idea for 5 seconds and then, "no, I want to drive on my own"
hubby: another deep breath....
Scene 3: SSN Office
Letter obtained stating that H4 visa holders are non-immigrant aliens who are not eligible for a SSN. Process takes about 1/2 hour.
Me looking at the letter: Its official, "My brain is out of this world"
Hubby: Pats me on the head, "Want to stop at Dunking Donuts for some Coffee to keep your brain working"
Me: "Sure, but you have to order for me too, people have trouble understanding the english coming out of this aliens mouth"
Scene 4: DMV office
old lady: crosses her arms and stands in a confrontary manner as soon as she sees us enter the door
hubby: here is the letter from the SSN office and the rest of the documents. Now let her take the test
old lady: this letter CLEARLY states that she is not eligible for a SSN and without a SSN she cannot take the test
hubby: Where does it say on your website that H4 visa holders cannot take the test?
old lady: you will have to find out for yourself, moves away to a table nearby
Middle-aged lady who was standing behind the old lady: hands hubby a folded paper and signals to go away
hubby: stomps out of the office and me running to keep up with him
Outside the DMV we open the paper and this is what was written " GO TO THE DMV OFFICE IN THE NEXT TOWN !!!!"
Scene 5: DMV office in the next town
Obtained my learner's permit without any hassle.
Me: smiling brightly "your car now belongs to this alien"
Hubby: chuckling, "Alien still needs this Earthling to sit beside her while driving or else Alien will become property of government"
Me: "Oh no, Alien doesnt want to be poked around in jail; Alien will listen to Earthling"
August 2006: started driving lessons
october: snowfall
January 2007: passed road test with flying colors in spite of snowfall during the test; got DL
me: smiling brightly "your car now belongs to this alien"
Hubby: chuckling,"Alien needs to make sure the car is well maintained; Alien has to get oil-changes, tyre rotation, service/maintainance, check tyre pressure, add anti-freeze solution, change wiper blades periodically, vacuum the car, get the car washed..."
Alien: automatic language translator cells in head shutting-down; communication not effective; bleep.
ABORT MISSION. ABORT MISSION.
RETURN TO PLANET INDIA. RETURN TO PLANET INDIA.
Hubby: Want to stop at Dunking Donuts for some Coffee?
Alien: "Coffee"? language translator cells whirring back to life...
REPLY: "Sure, coffee + blueberry bagel with egg & cream cheese;
REPLY: "Sure, coffee + blueberry bagel with egg & cream cheese;
REPLY: "Sure, coffee + blueberry bagel with egg & cream cheese;
REPLY: "Sure, coffee + blueberry bagel with egg & cream cheese;
Silence...
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REPLY : "but you have to order for me too, people have trouble understanding the english coming out of this aliens mouth"